I’ve thought of a few crazy conspiracy theories which I’m expecting to see floating around the Internet soon. Please don’t spread these yourself as they are not true, they are simply the result of my warped sense of cynicism.
- Trump had the novel coronavirus (Covid-19) released in Seattle to force the Fed to lower interest rates. He’s been after the Fed for a long time to lower the rates for a long time. Also, how else could the virus have gotten from Wuhan in China to a nursing home in a Seattle suburb.
- Elizabeth Warren’s campaign is being funded by the Democratic establishment in order to take votes away from Bernie Sanders. Why else would she still be in the race when she has had such a lack of success in the primaries? Of course, some people might say that she is being funded by the Republicans (or even the Russians) to mix up the Democratic nominating process, but I don’t go quite that far.
As I said above, please do not repeat or spread these ideas. I’ve made them up with absolutely no evidence